On dating, men, cats and goldfish
Dating, especially men, is highly overrated due to hormonal influence and thus resulting romantic clouding of judgemental capabililties …
I therefore have resorted to dating my cats who-over the years-have shown a high threshold of tolerance and acceptance of my quirks and personality.
Having said that the only remaining cat left me in favor of nibbling on a late night snack. Where can you turn to when even the last cat left you?
Damn, I can’t even be a cat-lady for heavens sake! Tomorrow I am going to buy a goldfish in a bowl. The chances of him leaving are scarce. I assume.
A goldfish will provide stability and TLC. If that works out I am contemplating getting a second goldfish.The future is looking bright again.
